Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
in a shock tactic, China attempts to turn everything a lil queer to make up for breeding out women for multiple generations
The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self
THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!
I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.
Yeah? Yeah!!
y’all he clearly had plastic surgery to give himself those plush pillows. You’re really gonna shame a man doing what feels good to him?
Gandalf deserves the perkiest tits in all of Middle Earth
But then they’re his big artificials
Gandalf is a wizard and a divine spirit and he can have whatever kind of titties he fucking wants.
Also 1) images of Gandalf with older/saggier tits exist and 2) If you want more, nothing’s stopping you from making them yourself
I won’t have any goddamn Gandalf Big Naturals disrespect in my tower. Now put an old wizard titty in your mouth and shut up
OK, I’m sorry Gandalf.
A wizard is never too saggy nor too perky, he has precisely the boobs he means to.
that’s so wise
official boob post
Anyway here is your reminder that poor effeminate men existed in the 18th century and any reading of class that acts as tho every poor man was a hyper masculine rugged labourer and every rich man was a effeminate fop is an inherently flawed reading of class 🙃
reblogging again for this extremely important point, thanks for putting it so succinctly @carfuckerlynch
One of my favorite paintings at the Portland Art Museum. I especially love the work they did showcasing the historical context.
i don’t know what it is but these two making eye-contact makes me wanna kick my feet and giggle like a little girl bcos the thought of them just looking at each other face to face eye-to-eye makes me feral
it also makes me realise how balls deep i am in the venom & symbrock hyperfixation to the point of near delusion but we move
i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)
“You only have so much emotional energy each day. Don’t fight battles that don’t matter.”
— Unknown
I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.
"men in media are never allowed to have their closest, most meaningful relationship be a platonic friendship with another man!" I'm sorry but I am not convinced that you've ever consumed media
"okay maybe buddy comedies exist or whatever, but this is a problem in fandom spaces--" It's not a "problem" that gay people on the internet like to draw gay kissing. Hope this helps <3
me, shaking the people in the notes by the shoulders: Fandom is an extremely niche subculture. Gay shipping is a niche of that niche. 99% of the population does not engage with it. You do not have to walk into the Gay Romance And Erotica Club and complain about the gay romance and erotica
the people in the notes: I'm being forced at gunpoint actually